This is the way to handle the hooker problem in Federal Way.

Hookers don’t hang around unless someone is buying. Let’s get rid of the johns.

When these jolly party boys are caught up in stings, they are just let go to indulge their loose morals another day. They like to keep their extracurricular activities a deep dark secret from family and friends. So why don’t we just let the sun shine in?

Let’s proudly display the names of these sterling citizens in very large type in a “Sneaky Sam” box on the front page of The Mirror. If these devious dorks run the risk of becoming front page news, I’ll be the hookers’ pool of slimy suckers would dry up mighty fast. Then — bye bye, hookers. How about it?

Marjorie Seavers

Federal Way