The following is a sample from the Federal Way police blotter:
The peeker: At 7:33 a.m. Sept. 6 in the 1800 block of South 336th Street, a female reported she as observed a person standing outside her motel room and looking at her through the bathroom window for the past three weeks. She declined prosecution.
Couple fights, mirror breaks, name forgotten: At 3:49 a.m. Sept. 6 in the 30900 block of First Avenue South, an officer was dispatched for a domestic dispute. The officer contacted the reporting party, who said he was involved in an argument with his girlfriend when he asked her to leave. He said his girlfriend grew angry and broke a mirror before leaving the residence. The man then said he did not know his girlfriend’s first name but knew she had warrants for her arrest. He said he did not wish to pursue criminal charges and that he was not assaulted at any time. The female was not located or contacted.
Shooter outside of house: At 1:35 a.m. Sept. 5 in the 31600 block of 11th Place Southwest, a person called to report a male shooting a gun in front of her residence. She reported seeing a male dressed in black point what she believed to be a handgun, and heard the male shout “f*** you.” She then heard the sound of shots and then the male walking away. Another neighbor also heard two loud sounds and heard footsteps running away. Police investigation revealed no shell casings or signs of bullet impact. No involved subjects were located.
An egg-streme crime: at 12:05 p.m. Sept. 5 in the 31500 block of 23rd Avenue South, a reporting party said he believes someone entered his apartment over the past few days and to0k more than a dozen eggs from his refrigerator. He also reported the theft of clothing from the facility’s community laundry room. He estimated his loss value at approximately $107. The officers advised the man to invest in a CCTV Camera for the interior of his home to help identify the person possibly entering his home.
Man unhappy with emergency response time for suicidal roommate: At 11:40 p.m. Sept. 5 on South 330th Street, a male called 911 to report his female roommate had consumed a whole bottle of trazodone. The male stated the female has been suicidal for as long as he has known her, and she is under the care of a mental health provider. The man said that he is aware of between 12 to 14 suicide attempts in the last few years. The male was unhappy with the response time of the fire department and transported the female to the hospital himself.